Friday, October 24, 2008

I Now Pronounce You Ugly and Desperate

I would rather die alone, sitting on my porch everyday in a rocking chair and living with 150 cats than perform such a desperate measure.

I don't know this woman, and have never met her, but I can already tell she's an asshole just by looking at her in the picture. I bet she's a stuck up bitch who has shot down whatever guy has ever been blind drunk enough to hit on her. Oh yeah, she's ugly too.

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