Big Gay Wedding

So the ol' Fatboy went to a wedding this weekend, replete with gay men.

To be clear, the wedding was for The Professor, who is straight, and he was wedded to his girlfriend of many years. However, they know their share of gay couples. The Fatboy personally has nothing against the aforementioned persuasion. If you want to hit on that side of the plate, that's fine by me. However, my primitive lizard brain cannot get past trying to figure out who the "bitch" is and who the "butch" is in any of the gay relationships I bear witness to. Thank god I had enough to drink to blur it all out.

Here's the wedding video. Did my suit make me look gay?