What's better than anonymously dropping a bag of poo on your ex's doorstep then lighting it on fire? If you answered "sending them an anonymous email telling them they hooked up with someone who had an STD" well then you win a prize, my friend.I really like the "choose your STD" section. It's like choosing your own adventure. You could get a phone call from a buddy freaking out thinking he's got herpes, which is one adventure. Or, you could get a call from your ex yelling at you because you gave her crabs. That's another.
Which reminds me. I should write adult style "Choose your own adventure" books where you embark on a weekend night and get to choose your own adventure according to different situations. That would be fun to read, no?
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