Monday, October 20, 2008

Alpacanuity

So the Fatboy has been watching his investments go south the last few months, which shouldn't be too surprising to anyone. I just can't figure out what to get into that is a good alternative to the ups and downs of the stock market. Oil? Gold? Hog Futures?

I know! Alpacas! They have nice fur, they have funny haircuts and they spit. I will raise them, call them George, and outfit the entire Fatboy Palace with Alpaca fur. Rugs, sheets, bath towels.. the works. Man, who knew?

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