Stiff Neck

Woke up with a nasty stiff neck today, and I can't figure out why. May have something to do with what happened to me last night.

Ok, so Bears bouncing off trampolines are funny. But how about Bears attacking retarded women at zoos? Hell yes. This clip has me brimming with questions:

1. Why did she need a close up?
2. How on Earth did she not realize the Bear was close to the bars?
3. Why did anyone bother to save her?

More on this last point. I figure, if you're stupid enough to get close to a Polar Bear enclosure and the bear gets you, hey, that's your problem. This begs the non-sequitur question: would you rather get taken down by a Polar Bear, or an Octopus?