Panties. Moist, panties.

I'm back, bitches. I feel refreshed, relaxed, and more importantly, motivated to get all 3 of my readers back into the routine of checking out what the Fatboy has to say.

Contrary to popular belief, I was not in Dallas this past week, though I do find that lace is very comfortable against my skin.

I like that he had an accomplice. A female one.