Stiff Neck

Woke up with a nasty stiff neck today, and I can't figure out why. May have something to do with what happened to me last night.

Ok, so Bears bouncing off trampolines are funny. But how about Bears attacking retarded women at zoos? Hell yes. This clip has me brimming with questions:

1. Why did she need a close up?
2. How on Earth did she not realize the Bear was close to the bars?
3. Why did anyone bother to save her?

More on this last point. I figure, if you're stupid enough to get close to a Polar Bear enclosure and the bear gets you, hey, that's your problem. This begs the non-sequitur question: would you rather get taken down by a Polar Bear, or an Octopus?

Back in the game baby!

A brief hiatus for The Fatboy, but now I'm back in the game, baby!

Took some time off from the blog to manage my depression due to work. By "manage", I mean, "go home and smoke pot." Nothing de-stresses like the gange, what can I say?

So yesterday, upon arrival and acceptance that I was stuck there for 8 more hours, someone sent me this angel. Now, generally speaking, I treat the "attractive" female golfers on tour the same way I treat the "attractive" girls at bars near 2am - I'd do them all, but I might think differently the next morning. This Russian girl though... she's hot no matter how you look at it. I'm thinking of moving to Russia - seems like it's nothing but hot chicks coming out of there, and athletic ones to boot!

Fat Pong

Ol' Fatboy here is nasty at Beer Pong (or Beirut if you prefer). I ran a table with another fatboy in the Hamptons 2 summers ago for 4 hours (the other guy was pointing the other way near the end..).

The point is, that night, the owners of the house where the party we crashed was were pissed at us. Not so pissed that they were going to murder us though, so have no fear, it's not that kind of story.

Note the website that story came from, by the way. I subscribe to Beer Pong Monthly and no one told me there was a beerpongnews.com! What the fuck people? Need the details...