Big Hitter, the Fatboy

Giving John Daly a Hooters sponsorship is like giving the Fatboy a lifetime free pass to Flashdancers. Or something.

This is creepy. It's oddly homoerotic. I have to go look at pwern or something now to erase these images.

I'm A Mawg

Wow. This girl has to spend more time pruning herself than I do. Jesus.

So who is this sasquatchian person? It's Madonna's daughter. Yes, that's right. Now, maybe you gossip fags out there know all this already, but I was blindsided by this today at work. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, as they say.

Down for the Count

Next time you think you're a loser, think of this guy.


EDIT: Sorry for the brevity of the posts during the day guys, it's become impossible for me to post at work without getting so frustrated I want to throw my computer out the 39th floor window. I'll figure this out sooner or later.

Talent

He even sucks at killing himself. Sheesh.

I like how he threw his daughter under the bus claiming it was her to the press today. Nice work.

General Tso's Deer

I wish I knew the backstory to this picture. Maybe it's where these Chinamen got their deer though...

Aluminum Falcon

What do Aluminum, Falcons and this picture have to do with each other? Absolutely nothing.

I just wanted to link to this because I love it. So there.

The Devil and Ted Stevens

Ha! Good riddance you dumb fuck.

I have to tell you, given what I've been seeing coming out of Alaska recently, I'm really not that impressed with this state. No way either Stevens or Palin gets the seat that they're in living in, say, Texas (hmm, I probably should've chosen another state). When the best thing you have coming out of your state is Jewel's tits, you need to reconsider where you're living.