Guano

Ya know, guano. As in batshit. As in batshit crazy.

Watching the full 6 minutes is tough, but at least stick around for the post-fight interview with Jim Gray. It's oh so batshit crazy. Delectable.

I know you want it, don't deny it. Here it is.

September Madness

I have the Fed in one of my pools, and the Queen of England in another. So far I'm in pretty good shape. Didn't really get hurt by those 7-10 games that have killed me in years past.

I'll KILL the Wabbit!

Awesome (sung in a tenor by the Fatboy). Nature at its awesomest.

As a Fatboy sidenote, I absolutely love that episode of Looney Tunes. Read the lyrics, it's pretty funny.

EDIT: Yes! I found it. My all-time favorite.

You have something in your hair

Holy shit. Is this kid's skull made out of cheese or something? How did the knife not hit his brain? What kind of fucking moron leaves his cell phone at the scene of a crime?

CNBC Sucks

A follow up to my previous post. I could go on in waves on how badly this channel sucks balls, but I found a blog that does it for me!

Wow, a 34D for Margaret Brennan is a little aggressive, but I think Jim Cramer's 46B is probably accurate.

The Fatboy has a "large" 36B.

Rushahome-a/Black Monday

The Fatboy is a little under the weather today, and since the Fatboy will likely be living underneath a bridge in Central Park soon, there's a decided lack of humor in today's post. Maybe I'll rally later.

Also, incidentally, the Fatboy almost got picked off by a Jewish guy in a BMW while trying to cross the street. He was apparently fleeing the markets and rushing home for Rosh Hashanah.

Boy, this market sucks huh? Now only if those fucking morons in Washington can sort this mess out. People the Fatboy is tired of hearing from, and/or looking at:
- Barney Frank
- Nancy Pelosi
- Richard Shelby
- Hank Paulson
- Anyone on CNBC (except for Erin Burnett)
- Bill Gross

Chicks in Diapers?

Man, seems like the Japanese are always doing stupid shit. That said, if I had a fashionable, comfortable adult diaper, I would never have to leave my couch ever again. I like the sound of that.

Also, how random is this? I really can't tell if those are real pics or just photoshopped, and if real, the Fatboy feels really left out. I had no idea this was a trend. I should probably leave my apartment once in a while.