What's the score of the 'Wings game?

If I'm a cop and I score weed from some punk after I arrest him, and intend on going home and baking pot brownies with my wife, I *might* want to at least consult the internet to see how many brownies I should be eating. But that's just me.

In case you were wondering...

"When Bert's not Queer..."

Yikes. I'm gonna watch Seasame Street over the weekend to see if there are any rainbow flags hidden anywhere on the Bert and Ernie set. The comment by DollaDollaBill123 at the top is hilarious.

Just when you convince yourself they're gay, there's this.

Fatdance

That's the Fatboy on his first day of school, 1987. Only the cool kids had Alf t-shirts at my school. Curiously, my lunchbox was plain blue. Must not have had my matching Alf one yet.

In reality, the Fatboy, pre-late 90's (and therefore pre-beer) was actually skinny. Maybe this fatboy will be skinny too if he keeps at it.

Great Tits

Now this is a pair of great tits. Thankfully, they're coping well with global warming.

Some other pairs of tits. They showed a bunch of these broads on CNBC today and the trading floor reacted as if the President just got assassinated.

Bird is the Word

Not really sure why, but I find this really entertaining. Sober even.

I'm convinced the Family Guy was made for stoners. Watch an episode stone cold sober, and yes, it's funny. But watch that same episode stoned and it's a Fatboy promise that you will be in tears.

Also, I know I haven't been terribly diligent with posts lately, and I can say nothing other than "I'm sorry". Not being able to post at work has really stole the Fatboy thunder. Don't worry though, pretty soon when I'm out of work I'll be posting like it's my job (maybe it will be).

Cardboard Retards

How many cardboard retards does it take to rob a bank?

Answer: One!